Jason Verlaine is a New York City-based, toilet paper-stealing comedian. He provides commentary and insight for the betterment of humanity.Tumblr (3.0; @jasonverlaine)http://www.jasonverlaine.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/G1sgVaptbEs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/G1sgVaptbEs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a title="Bag of Shame" target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1sgVaptbEs">Bag of Shame</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/607178933http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/607178933Mon, 17 May 2010 11:41:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-Xd_XGHAIhA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-Xd_XGHAIhA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a title="This is QVC" target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xd_XGHAIhA">This is QVC</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/607200198http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/607200198Mon, 26 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oY7U_dHJyrk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oY7U_dHJyrk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a title="A Day Without Internet" target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY7U_dHJyrk">A Day Without Internet</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/513700800http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/513700800Sun, 11 Apr 2010 15:08:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_Xr677_qr0o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_Xr677_qr0o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a title="Don't Feed The Squirrels (Live)" target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xr677_qr0o">Don’t Feed The Squirrels (Live)</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/513840756http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/513840756Fri, 09 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qsBjTMnwqHg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qsBjTMnwqHg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a title="Toilet Paper Thief (Live)" target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsBjTMnwqHg">Toilet Paper Thief (Live)</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/607203748http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/607203748Sat, 02 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aYlINvEdw7g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aYlINvEdw7g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYlINvEdw7g&feature=youtube_gdata" target="_blank">Body Scan Resolution?</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/310446400http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/310446400Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:16:15 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C24r3MWXheA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C24r3MWXheA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXchLwt5GuQ" target="_blank">Toilet Paper Thief</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/171668813http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/171668813Mon, 28 Dec 2009 10:57:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tl0GExiV2AM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tl0GExiV2AM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl0GExiV2AM&feature=youtube_gdata" target="_blank">New Moon Outrage</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/272302663http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/272302663Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:20:10 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L6hsacDKIOo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L6hsacDKIOo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6hsacDKIOo&feature=youtube_gdata" target="_blank">I Love You, Robert Pattinson</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/264076869http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/264076869Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:10:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fMnxAWGYki0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fMnxAWGYki0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMnxAWGYki0&feature=youtube_gdata" target="_blank">Dear Hot Pockets</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/261234646http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/261234646Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:52:18 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/G3JkUNg8ulw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/G3JkUNg8ulw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3JkUNg8ulw&feature=youtube_gdata" target="_blank">The Perfume Bomb (Live at Pianos)</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/259793303http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/259793303Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:05:50 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/46gAZl-h4Og&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/46gAZl-h4Og&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46gAZl-h4Og&feature=youtube_gdata" target="_blank">Take Balloon Boy’s Daddy Away!</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/216547562http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/216547562Sun, 18 Oct 2009 16:14:17 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/djxgTjNTyzg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/djxgTjNTyzg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djxgTjNTyzg&feature=youtube_gdata" target="_blank">OMGICU - NYC Celebrity Sightings</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/211727960http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/211727960Tue, 13 Oct 2009 01:32:56 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KVC9LQhn9io&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KVC9LQhn9io&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVC9LQhn9io&feature=youtube_gdata" target="_blank">Imodium Bathroom Finder</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/208671901http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/208671901Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:44:03 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bsssa-9VXLs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bsssa-9VXLs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsssa-9VXLs&feature=youtube_gdata" target="_blank">Raccoon Attack</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/207225518http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/207225518Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:05:19 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1i7cTD5ArPk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1i7cTD5ArPk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i7cTD5ArPk&feature=youtube_gdata" target="_blank">Glee Obsession</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/199022040http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/199022040Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:23:36 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dod7c7fOhFQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dod7c7fOhFQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dod7c7fOhFQ&feature=youtube_gdata" target="_blank">A Cyst, A Maxi Pad and A Fraudulent Crutch</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/193977897http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/193977897Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:03:00 -0400featured<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XYZQ-2MyHK8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XYZQ-2MyHK8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYZQ-2MyHK8" target="_blank">Bite Me Robert Pattinson</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/181739016http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/181739016Mon, 07 Sep 2009 01:38:00 -0400featured<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xeo3d33vjlM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xeo3d33vjlM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeo3d33vjlM" target="_blank">Leave My Oreo Alone!</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/178382244http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/178382244Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:12:33 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nmQFI36i7a8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nmQFI36i7a8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmQFI36i7a8" target="_blank">He Accepted Me!</a></p>http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/174199605http://www.jasonverlaine.com/post/174199605Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:54:45 -0400